Repeat after me: “There is no such thing as global warming.
There is no such thing.”
We know that there is no global warming (or that any warming is
100 percent natural, and in no way a result of man’s actions)
because if there were man-made global warming, that would be way
too inconvenient.
It might mean that we would have to question our lifestyles and
worldview, and sorry, but that’s just too much to ask. After all,
we are the best, and we can do anything we want without fear of
consequences.
First of all, the Earth is dynamic and has been in a state of
constant flux since the beginning of time. Scientists believe that
the Earth was warmer 1,000 years ago, well before the industrial
age, than it is now.
In fact, millennia ago, Iceland was flush with tropic
vegetation. The Earth cooled for several hundred years after 1000,
then warmed again, they say. No one attributes these changes to
human activity, because industrialization and its fuel burning had
not yet occurred.
So global warming and cooling happen without a human factor.
Therefore no matter what data are presented, no matter how many
glaciers and ice shelves shrink and disappear, we have plausible
deniability on human contributions to the phenomenon.
Let’s never forget that.
Anyway, scientists believe that human-caused so-called “green
house” gases (CO2, etc.) are only 4 percent of all such gases. Some
take pleasure in pointing out that 4 percent is more than enough to
upset Earth’s self-equilibrating system and even suggest that if a
being had 96 percent of the oxygen it needed to survive, it would
die, and that therefore the 4 percent is or could be very
important.
Just dismiss those negative nabobs for what they are:
environmental wackos! (There – showed them!)
Another thing – the atmospheric models these so-called
environmental scientists use are notoriously complex and probably
self-serving. They use their elitist programming on exclusive main
frames that only they can access to “show” that global warming is
happening and that it is man-made.
These guys are dues-paying members of the “Blame America First”
crowd and are obviously working backward from a pre-conceived
conclusion.
They wouldn’t know how to tell the truth if they wanted to. And
that’s a fact!
As for the severe drought that is gripping the East and West
coasts of the United States and other parts of the world, again
this is within normal fluctuations.
Anyone who waves this in our faces is little more than a
disingenuous fear-monger. As long as I can turn on my sprinkler and
see water come out, there is no drought as far as I am concerned.
And if there were, I would just turn on my sprinklers a little
longer to compensate.
So what’s the problem? All this global warming talk is little
more than a tired exercise in America-bashing and an attack on our
hard-earned lifestyle by the envy-ridden nanny mob.
Even if my decision to lead a fuel-intensive lifestyle were
somehow to contribute to a global environmental problem, sorry, but
I can afford my lifestyle, and it would be immoral to gratuitously
deprive myself and others of the comforts we deserve based on a
shaky theory that might not even be true! So there!
Again!
Like most loyal Americans, I will do anything to preserve the
environment, as long as it doesn’t cost money, jobs or
inconvenience. What more do these die-hard extremists
want?
Remember, keep repeating: “There is no such thing as global
warming” and maybe it will be so. Or at least maybe at least it
will be – for you.
Bill Blomberg exhales hot CO2 from his home near Parker.